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Sunday, September 07, 2014

"YOU - 2014 VERSION" NOW REQUIRED: UPDATE NOW

Here's a notification you won't be getting from Microsoft....

UPDATE NOW
 
NB. Previous versions of "You" are no longer effective or supported.
Custom installations only. Sorry, automatic updates are ineffective. 
You will be asked to select your options, and to confirm your selection before installation takes place. 
Further changes can be made after installation, and are highly recommended -- regularly.
It is recommended, too, that all other programmes be closed during upgrade. Outdated programmes will be uninstalled.
Update may take some time: please be patient.

There are two certainties in life – Change and No Free Lunch. Yes, I've heard the one about "death and taxes": well, Change and Death are the same thing either way – change is the death of some things and death is the biggest change of all. Taxes? Tax is government's way of saying "If you think our services are expensive, wait 'til you see what they cost when they're free."

It may be time to upgrade your biocomputer's operating systems, because the pace of Change and the costs of No Free Lunch are escalating at an alarming rate. Haven't you noticed?

If you find yourself slowing down and facing your own version of the dreaded blue-screen of death, it's time to update your self.

We develop coping skills in line with our innate temperament, our developing personality, and within the scope of the landscape of our early upbringing. As soon as I left home, though, changes and crises changed the landscape out of all recognition, and it has since radically trans-formed more times than I can count. Changes of career, geographical and social location, education, status, role, function, vision, responsibilities, awareness, perceptions, values and beliefs have compelled me either to empty and re-stack the fridge over and over again, or drown in out-of-date, perished garbage. And I don't think I've been alone in this experience.

I don't think there's much doubt that the rate of social, scientific and spiritual change is accelerating, so fast indeed that many of us struggle to keep pace and we barely have time to question and test whether a particular progression is an advancement, or five steps backwards. Stress cranks up, levels of anxiety and uncertainty blister, and self-confidence correspondingly oozes away. It feels sometimes like I'm on a bus being driven along a route map that blew out the window several blocks back, piloted by terrified bombasts, caught in the traffic flow, with their feet on the brakes and their heads stuck in the rear-view mirror. No wonder we're getting a bumpy ride! This might be a good time to re-stage the Anthony Newley/Leslie Bricusse musical "Stop the World, I Want to Get Off"!


Removing challenges from life is no "cure" for anxiety and nervousness; it is not even an option this side of death. If we are ever going to be able to stand on our own two feet, we must learn to adapt. I notice that rigidity, inflexibility and dependency in individuals go hand in hand. When I found myself stalled in this place, I saw two alternatives – either take myself permanently out of the game or learn and practice some coping skills. Being a devout coward, I chose the latter.


The evidence is that most of us don't change in any major way until the sky falls in and the earth refuses to open up and swallow us. We're left standing there like a shag on a rock, ready to do ANYTHING to make this go away. It's our Gethsemane Moment. We don' feel it at the time, but you can put this in your "Maybe" file – "Crisis is your friend.".

In a trice it became blindingly obvious to me that Barrie Barkla Mk#1. was obsolete, past it, powerless, over the hill, impotent, expugnable, paralysed, ataxic, buggered. Actually, those who loved me had realised it years before, but had either been too polite to say so, or saw a spark of divinity that was worth hanging around for.

It was time for a reinvention. Disassemble the wreck, ruthlessly and unsentimentally chuck out what no longer worked, prioritise what I want to do from here on and, using my hard-won experience and new materials, design something that will actually fly in this new environment – something solidly based, flexible, adaptable to all climates and reliable. I called in the RAF – Resilience, Adaptability and Flexibility.

The test-flights included taking on the tasks that lay under my nose, experimenting with new solutions, no matter how scary and illogical they might seem. Even the outrageous is worth a try. It rarely fails.

And live in the present. Mind frets about the future and chews over the past, and none of that makes a milligram of difference, other than driving you into a tailspin. Sanity and Serenity live in only one place – here/now – the only place your unkind mind can't get at you. Sit, stand or lie quietly, feel your clothes where they touch, feel the air on your skin and the breath entering and leaving your nostrils, be aware of your food digesting, and notice anything else that might be going on right now. Don't interfere; just notice. 

I wish I'd known about this before I turned 17. You don't need to wait for the holocaust like I did. But I know now, and it's one helluva wonderful way to live between now and when the last bus comes to take me home. And I can pass it on to my grandchildren at just the right time. How good is that!?

We each have 3 "selves" – our Natural Self which is like out Temperament; our Manufactured Self which equates with the Personality we've put together; and there's Who We Are – the Awareness is which this all arises. 
 
As Petria King said on the ABC: "When you bring the whole of your self harmoniously to every thing you do, everything is well attended to."

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