NEWEST AID FOR THE TERMINALLY IRRESPONSIBLE!!!

MAJOR RELEASE NOTICE

Victims' Gaming Inc. announces its latest programme update --

EGO 2014

 

Victims' Gaming's latest release of the worldwide, universally-played Gaming Operating System – “X-treme EGO” - features the very latest ploys, as well as all the old favourites for avoiding challenges, difficulties, happiness and vitality.

Now you can stick it up your friends and enemies alike with

The very latest ESCAPE CLAUSES

including.....

• Opposition – separates you from everyone and gives you the image of a Warrior of Great Causes! You feel so much better – than everyone else! And, when you get too heavy for your white charger, you can take on the Greatest Escape of all -- Opposing Change, in all its forms. Can anything be more Noble and Right than giving up your freedom and dying for everything you believe??
• Disloyalty – Designed for Underdogs. Now you can shaft everyone, including yourself, under cover of “obedience”, “friendship” and “intimacy”.
• Pretending – lets you convince others you didn't mean what you said. Simply pull out the “I was only joking” or the “I haven't done anything illegal” or the “This is the right thing for you” cards, and you're off the hook. It's so easy!
• Self-Sacrifice – The “Burning Martyr” ID card. Volunteer to meddle in everyone else's business, make a public demonstration of how self-sacrificing you are, and you get the double bonus of dis-enabling everyone and having them grovel at your feet in gratitude. No more accountability! No more having to deal with “difficulties”! And, as an added bonus, you'll get medals and titles, and have lots of mourners at your funeral!
• Projecting – Never have to deal with your own shitty stuff ever again. Pin it on someone else, and do a number on them instead. Perfect for mediocre, in-sightless psychiatrists, and Experts with popcorn diplomas.
• Procrastinating – Saves you having to deal with anything now; who knows, if you leave it long enough, it will go away.
• Looping, Obfuscating and Distracting – Ditto
• Quitting – Enables you to do what you bloody well like and then avoid any consequences.
• “I'm not (good, clever, strong, connected, resourceful, attractive....) enough! This doozy can get you out of just about anything, and get you sympathy by the truckload from those who think you're being “modest”.

GET YOUR FULL CATALOGUE OF ESCAPE CLAUSES TODAY

BUT PAY UP FRONT IN CASH – I DON'T WANT YO HAVE TO CHASE YOU FOR IT!!!