5 THINGS A MAN WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT HIS WOMAN

…..AND, I'M SORRY GIRLS, YOU DO HAVE TO TELL US.

There are certain things about women that men just do not get. Not naturally anyway.

A Good man will be ready and willing to get what women want, but not able. Ladies (and others of the female gender) you have to swallow your indignation and tell us. "You ought to know" simply won't solve anything. Refusing to tell us is simply meeting masculine Stupidity with feminine Meanness. And as understandable and gratifying as that may be, it ain't ever going to work for either of us.

I will move mountains for you, but I need you to tell me where you want them. Is that too much to ask?

Please tell me....

1. What you like, and when and where you'd like it.
2. What gifts you want, otherwise I'll end up getting you a vacuum cleaner or an ironing board.
3. When you're angry, and why.
4. What your plans are.
5. What you're worried about.

Please. I want to know, and I'm not equipped to read your mind.

PS. If you're a mother, for god's sake pass this on to your daughters, and teach your sons to ask their girlfriends.